I haven't played the lottery for 3 years now.But following my recent bout of good luck I think tonight should be the night I start again.
On Tuesday I found £20 in the car park.
On Wednesday I turned my ipod, pressed shuffle songs and the one I was thinking of came on. The odds on that happening?4594/1.
On Saturday I won £355 off £20 in the casino.
On Sunday, smashed as I was, I lost my purse in the hell that is Chicago Rock. Admittedly thats not lucky but when I went back on Monday it had been handed in - all cards and £160 were present. Now thats lucky.
I need all the winnings of tonights lottery to replace the 9 cuban cigars that Jeremy has chewed to bits. Well the tubes have been mangled, cigars are mostly fine but I cant really re sell them.
Looks like I'll have to take up cigar smoking?
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