HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN ELEPHANT FLY?

Well if you been done seen 'bout everything til you saw an elephant fly think again.......
The world has finally lost it, or Tesco Metro have finally lost it. I bobbed in before and heard a strange noise coming from the sandwich fridge....
Would you Adam and Eve it? Only bloody Musical Sandwiches!! Whatever next? I have put mine in the fridge and I can still hear it.














There are little batteries behind the price and it plays a medley of Jingle Bells, Santa Claus is Coming to Town and We Wish You A Merry Christmas. If you cant make out what it says on the front the last line is "Enjoy your lunch to the festive tunes of the season".
Unbelievable.
I have never more been in favour of my campaign KCID (keep Christmas in December). Out of protest I am not putting my tree up until 4th. Talking of which....heres a little equation for you which I will not need to prove as I know it to be true.... b+ct=d ( beagle+christmas tree=disaster ) Im not looking forward to it.