Blimey, I am so tired. I'm still covered in glue from work and I think my palms will blister.
Check this out though...I am 4 days sober and I proper dont think I will give in and drink before my holiday.
On that front, the plan is changing. Looks like I'm going to Hong Kong to meeet Marisa then going somewhere from there for a week. Still might be Thailand, but looking into Vietnam or Hainan as well. Its still a work in progress so we shall see what happens.
I have nothing of interest to report as all I am doing at the moment is helping lay floors, sleeping and looking where to go on holiday. Looks like I will definatley be out of here by October as dogs can't travel to Canada in planes November-March cos its too cold in the hold so just incase the move is delayed due to the house sale we have agreed that I go over with Jeremy anyway.
I'm going to have to try and get this glue off me and then go to sleep. Im beyond tired.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
WHEN PEOPLE HAVE A NEW PLAN
So here is the new plan.
I'm going to meet Marisa in Thailand in the end of September. I have decided to not drink booze until then and I'm going to lose 8 pounds before I go. I think the no booze thing will make sure thats possible. That way I feel like I deserve to go away.
I went to Bristol with Claire for the weekend. The weather was top.Its lovely down there, never been there before. We fell lucky with the hotel- the marriott next to the cathedral. We were right in the middle of everything. Busted some new dance moves which incorporated the squares on the carpet and a tragic move involving pretending to be pregnant. Threw in a bit of ballet bar work and impoved on my break dancing move. All in all it was as dreadful as usual but I enjoyed it.
The Wurzels are playing at Chicago Rock in Bristol on 6th (I think). Shame they werent there when I was there. After all, I love the Wurzels.
I'm going to meet Marisa in Thailand in the end of September. I have decided to not drink booze until then and I'm going to lose 8 pounds before I go. I think the no booze thing will make sure thats possible. That way I feel like I deserve to go away.
I went to Bristol with Claire for the weekend. The weather was top.Its lovely down there, never been there before. We fell lucky with the hotel- the marriott next to the cathedral. We were right in the middle of everything. Busted some new dance moves which incorporated the squares on the carpet and a tragic move involving pretending to be pregnant. Threw in a bit of ballet bar work and impoved on my break dancing move. All in all it was as dreadful as usual but I enjoyed it.
The Wurzels are playing at Chicago Rock in Bristol on 6th (I think). Shame they werent there when I was there. After all, I love the Wurzels.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
WHEN PEOPLE LIST AND DONT TELL STORIES
Wurr.
Ihave not long since woken up. I was on the settee at Kays house after a R Kelly Trapped in the balh blah blah fest. I had that whole is it Sunday is it Monday, Its Monday, I have to go to work thing.
I never made it to Peover fair, I havent had much sleep. last night I dressed up like a mime artist and made a knob out of myself in town. I have just ordered a pizza and my mouth tastes like warm badness.
Oh, and I had a fiver on the football being 1-0 to city so Im in the money.
My phone has no credit.
I went to splash landings at Alton Towers on Friday and my eyes are still stinging.
I think that is everything.
Ihave not long since woken up. I was on the settee at Kays house after a R Kelly Trapped in the balh blah blah fest. I had that whole is it Sunday is it Monday, Its Monday, I have to go to work thing.
I never made it to Peover fair, I havent had much sleep. last night I dressed up like a mime artist and made a knob out of myself in town. I have just ordered a pizza and my mouth tastes like warm badness.
Oh, and I had a fiver on the football being 1-0 to city so Im in the money.
My phone has no credit.
I went to splash landings at Alton Towers on Friday and my eyes are still stinging.
I think that is everything.
Monday, August 13, 2007
WHEN ITS CHAPTER 13
R Kelly, you crazy ass bastard. I just watched chapter 13, the man did not disappoint - crazier than a fish with titties!
I was supposed to wait till the big screening tomorrow but I just couldn't wait. He should be locked up or institutionalised or made president or something. Crazier than a fish with titties I ask you, hes a G no doubt!
www.ifc.com/trapped
I was supposed to wait till the big screening tomorrow but I just couldn't wait. He should be locked up or institutionalised or made president or something. Crazier than a fish with titties I ask you, hes a G no doubt!
www.ifc.com/trapped
Sunday, August 12, 2007
WHEN PEOPLE EXPECT
I dont want to curse it but I am expecting this week coming to be one of the best weeks ever. Infact, Im hgoing to make sure it is.
I cant tell you how excited I am by the whole Trapped In The Closet thing.I feel like the saddest person in the world! Its going to be one episode realeased a day and we are all going around to Juts I think to watch it cos apparentley he can get it on a great big screen. So there is that plus the fact that I am only working 3 days along with one of my finest dressing up activities I have had for a long while planned for one night. (I wont ruin it by saying what it is, but I will definatley be taking pictures.)
If only it was sunny out today for the cricket then that would be perfect. As it is its looking grey so I think I'll have to be wearing my wellies and be sitting on binbags. Bah!
Went to Kays last night for a BBQ.Its good waking up knowing I didnt make a total drunken pratt of myself in Macc.
I cant tell you how excited I am by the whole Trapped In The Closet thing.I feel like the saddest person in the world! Its going to be one episode realeased a day and we are all going around to Juts I think to watch it cos apparentley he can get it on a great big screen. So there is that plus the fact that I am only working 3 days along with one of my finest dressing up activities I have had for a long while planned for one night. (I wont ruin it by saying what it is, but I will definatley be taking pictures.)
If only it was sunny out today for the cricket then that would be perfect. As it is its looking grey so I think I'll have to be wearing my wellies and be sitting on binbags. Bah!
Went to Kays last night for a BBQ.Its good waking up knowing I didnt make a total drunken pratt of myself in Macc.
Saturday, August 11, 2007
WHEN PEOPLE EAT PAVEMENT
I was walking to work yesterday morning. It was sunny.I was thinking what would be the best way to make the man on the road work sign look like Gene Simmonds and write underneath it something along the lines of "crazy,crazy roadworks", I had Ian Browns Deep Pile Dreams on the ipod and I had just crossed over the crossroads on Park Lane/Brown Street;. Its fair to say I wasn't fully concentrating on walking. Then, it was like slow motion, I thought shit, Im sure Im falling over and sure enough I did. Flat on my face then somehow turned so I was on my back looking up at the sky. I quickly looked around to see who was laughing at me but the road was remarkably quiet. I'd only got one of those plastic bind things wrapped around my feet. I grazed my shoulder and knee and it proper hurts today.
I haven't fallen over for ages, I felt a right tit.
Drank a ridiculous amount of cheeky vimtos all around town and ended up in Preachers.I was abit rude really to Norm by telling him to let us in for free. He did but I was out of order demanding it, think I will go and apologise later. Dont remember a thing from when I was in there. Im fading fast now though.
I haven't fallen over for ages, I felt a right tit.
Drank a ridiculous amount of cheeky vimtos all around town and ended up in Preachers.I was abit rude really to Norm by telling him to let us in for free. He did but I was out of order demanding it, think I will go and apologise later. Dont remember a thing from when I was in there. Im fading fast now though.
Thursday, August 09, 2007
WHEN PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE TO SMOKE CIGARS
Are you sitting down?
I got a text last night from the owner of the beagle I tried to get Jeremy to shag. Word is that she *thinks* she is pregnant. Wooooooooo-Hoooooooo!!!!!!
I know, I know, Im so excited.
Now, I know I am probably cursing this, all she is going on is the fact that Bayley has put on alot of weight, has become bad tempered and is scrounging food like no bodies buisness. All of these symptoms she displayed when she was first pregnant apparentley.
Jeremy would have some good looking puppies, let me tell you. Sigh, and to think, I was just coming to terms with my his gay-ness. I might have to throw out that rainbow collar yet. Hes a badass muvva plucker P.I.M.P.
Work today was grand. I love being a builders labourer. Today I used power tools and everything. Helped put up a ceiling dontcha know! The randomness of Radio Cat (we have my ipod at work now) keeps us jolly and the day flys by. Tomorrow will fly past the most though as I have scored an early finish which will see me treating the team to oysters at the POW early doors after I have gone home and scrubbed the paint off me.
Next week I am only working 3 days so I might see if Miss Johnson fancies a horse ride around Tatton Park or somewhere. Thats if I can be pried of the computer, 13-22 are out on www.ifc.com on Monday after all. Woo and Yeah!
I got a text last night from the owner of the beagle I tried to get Jeremy to shag. Word is that she *thinks* she is pregnant. Wooooooooo-Hoooooooo!!!!!!
I know, I know, Im so excited.
Now, I know I am probably cursing this, all she is going on is the fact that Bayley has put on alot of weight, has become bad tempered and is scrounging food like no bodies buisness. All of these symptoms she displayed when she was first pregnant apparentley.
Jeremy would have some good looking puppies, let me tell you. Sigh, and to think, I was just coming to terms with my his gay-ness. I might have to throw out that rainbow collar yet. Hes a badass muvva plucker P.I.M.P.
Work today was grand. I love being a builders labourer. Today I used power tools and everything. Helped put up a ceiling dontcha know! The randomness of Radio Cat (we have my ipod at work now) keeps us jolly and the day flys by. Tomorrow will fly past the most though as I have scored an early finish which will see me treating the team to oysters at the POW early doors after I have gone home and scrubbed the paint off me.
Next week I am only working 3 days so I might see if Miss Johnson fancies a horse ride around Tatton Park or somewhere. Thats if I can be pried of the computer, 13-22 are out on www.ifc.com on Monday after all. Woo and Yeah!
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
WHEN PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEIR BROTHER
He is trying to math me out about the life expectancy of Great Danes. He may be right. Well, he is right, I guessed 5 years he said 9. FYI, its 8. But there is no need for the math, "its 17% of your blah blah blah Cath3rine", "its 19 times more than you blah blah blah Cath3rine", "its 13/27 that something or other Cath3rine".
If he doesn't watch it I will give Crowther all his cricket team members phone numbers, that will 79% piss him off let me tell you, 97% of the blog reading population know that, Mr math-a-magician.
If he doesn't watch it I will give Crowther all his cricket team members phone numbers, that will 79% piss him off let me tell you, 97% of the blog reading population know that, Mr math-a-magician.
WHEN GIRLS MISS OUT ON THEIR FORMULATIVE YEARS
I am 32.
I have never seen Top Gun.
Tonight I started to watch it at Claires house.
I fell asleep.
I am not rock n roll.
Oh Shit!
I have never seen Top Gun.
Tonight I started to watch it at Claires house.
I fell asleep.
I am not rock n roll.
Oh Shit!
Monday, August 06, 2007
WHEN SMALL THINGS AMUSE SMALL MINDS
Oh Shit!
I'm going to wet myself I swear.
Its here,
its on you tube,
its what I have been waiting nearly a year for.....its bloody brilliant I tells thee...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qObl4GMcnA&mode=related&search=
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the catch-up and preview of chapters 13 - 22.
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
See how quickly I got over my earlier disappointment of my international relocation being postponed.
Yes, I know I am a sad case.
Oh Shit!
I'm going to wet myself I swear.
Its here,
its on you tube,
its what I have been waiting nearly a year for.....its bloody brilliant I tells thee...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qObl4GMcnA&mode=related&search=
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the catch-up and preview of chapters 13 - 22.
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
See how quickly I got over my earlier disappointment of my international relocation being postponed.
Yes, I know I am a sad case.
Oh Shit!
WHEN NEWS IS BAD
Its bad news people.
The house sale has fallen through. I could cry.
After waiting over two months for the contracts to be signed the couple buying the house have nicely pulled out today. Mother chunters. Two bloody months, I cant believe it. So the likely hood of me seeing any of the summer in Canada is shot. I can see I'll still be here at Christmas at this rate.
So Im sorry Macclesfield, you havent got rid of me yet.
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Anyway, the weekend... Yesterday was brilliant. I went to the Tug Of War in Bosley then to the FunDay at The Queens.Then POW then the brewery for a beautiful Sunday Lunch. I was home by about 11, I was officially full of lager. Euggh.
On Saturday we bobbed in to town for that Dpercussion thang at Castlefields. It was a little like a Crimewatch aftershow party, lots of proper wrong looking folk about. I must admit I am no longer a lover of crowds. Came back to Macc and drank too much Jagermeister. I became all 10 men and went off by myself to look for the man who is bullying MKB. What for I dont know. It was whilst I was scanning the White Lion for him that I realised I was behaving like a pissed up bird after a fight so I made my way home. Got dragged into the Ivy House on my way home, 6 Coronas later I finally got home.
Anyway, I best go and walk the hound...he keeps looking at me and sighing
The house sale has fallen through. I could cry.
After waiting over two months for the contracts to be signed the couple buying the house have nicely pulled out today. Mother chunters. Two bloody months, I cant believe it. So the likely hood of me seeing any of the summer in Canada is shot. I can see I'll still be here at Christmas at this rate.
So Im sorry Macclesfield, you havent got rid of me yet.
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Anyway, the weekend... Yesterday was brilliant. I went to the Tug Of War in Bosley then to the FunDay at The Queens.Then POW then the brewery for a beautiful Sunday Lunch. I was home by about 11, I was officially full of lager. Euggh.
On Saturday we bobbed in to town for that Dpercussion thang at Castlefields. It was a little like a Crimewatch aftershow party, lots of proper wrong looking folk about. I must admit I am no longer a lover of crowds. Came back to Macc and drank too much Jagermeister. I became all 10 men and went off by myself to look for the man who is bullying MKB. What for I dont know. It was whilst I was scanning the White Lion for him that I realised I was behaving like a pissed up bird after a fight so I made my way home. Got dragged into the Ivy House on my way home, 6 Coronas later I finally got home.
Anyway, I best go and walk the hound...he keeps looking at me and sighing
Saturday, August 04, 2007
WHEN RHYMES WITH THEN
I'm going to that Dpercussion thing in Manchester. I am dressed for summer but it is now looking like rain. I'm not changing, bollocks to it. Although I am toying with the idea of wearing a ridiculous pair of black hairy boots.
Went to POW after work yesterday. Saw loads of people I havent seen for time. MKB is not looking well, he shared a house with this right knobhead who trashed the place and MKB had to get him arrested. He was then thrown out of his house and slept rough. Thats so bad, he is the nicest guy - even if I do take the piss out of him from time to time. WHat else? I got to the bottom of the rude text from the other night, it was a girl. Drama over, its all sorted. Went to the Thrillzone and Im having flashbacks of being in the Nags as well, thats quite random even for me. I like this Friday drinking malarchy now Im a working girl. I finally get that Friday feeling. Infact, Im feeling a bit better all round. Tomorrow Im going to the Tug Of War again, this time its at the Queens in Bosley. Its a right man fest let me tell thee.
I have been talked in to making sandwiches for the cricket next Sunday at Kerridge. My brothers side v a side of the Crowther. It better be sunny.
Went to POW after work yesterday. Saw loads of people I havent seen for time. MKB is not looking well, he shared a house with this right knobhead who trashed the place and MKB had to get him arrested. He was then thrown out of his house and slept rough. Thats so bad, he is the nicest guy - even if I do take the piss out of him from time to time. WHat else? I got to the bottom of the rude text from the other night, it was a girl. Drama over, its all sorted. Went to the Thrillzone and Im having flashbacks of being in the Nags as well, thats quite random even for me. I like this Friday drinking malarchy now Im a working girl. I finally get that Friday feeling. Infact, Im feeling a bit better all round. Tomorrow Im going to the Tug Of War again, this time its at the Queens in Bosley. Its a right man fest let me tell thee.
I have been talked in to making sandwiches for the cricket next Sunday at Kerridge. My brothers side v a side of the Crowther. It better be sunny.
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
WHEN WANDERERS RETURN
I'm a little bored of facebook now. All that vampire/zombie/pirate/garden/fortune cookie shite is too much for me to be dealing with. Its been awhile since I wrote but then not much has happened.....
I am finally working again. Proper working, in fact I am labouring. Its pretty awesome cos I get dead dirty and get to hang about with men who swear and drink brews - its quite similar to being back in the pub (where I did 4 hours incidentally on Saturday).
This week I have been wallpaper stripping a house on St Georges Street. I am not familiar with the current laws concerning wallpaper but I hope that wood chip is now illegal.Its god awful stuff. My hands are wrecked and my wrists ache a little but on the plus side, at night I sleep like a baby. That is except for last night, it was a bloody full moon wasn't it and the beagle started baying at it at 1am. I cant see it tonight so hopefully Jeremy will allow me to sleep.
I went to see the Simpson's movie on Sunday, I fell asleep through it of course (I was swilling beer at the Tug Of War and then cider at The Toby Carvery (yes it does exist) earlier so I'm not surprised I fell asleep.) Actually apart from the Spider Pig bit - which was the highlight in the bits I stayed awake for I wasn't that excited by it. Don't get me wrong, I love the Simpson's but all it is really is a dead long one without a commercial break. Gimme the new chapters of Trapped In The Closet any day. Yes, they were promised on 24th but I hear they have been put back to 13th August.
Saturday night I got smashed after work. Embarrassingly I found myself hilarious by pretending to be a deaf cocksucker. I'm still smarting from the cringe worthy factor of this. In fact, as punishment I think I will refrain from going into any Macc pubs this Saturday. Sooner I leave this town the better, I have turned into such a knob. I wouldn't hang out with me. I then in all my drunken wisdom decided to text someone I shouldn't have. Dont get me wrong, It was what I thought was a nice text even if it was a bit unnecessary at 3.30am . Did I get a reply? Yes, I was told to Fuck Off. Erm, dont think I deserved that but don't worry...you don't have to tell me twice. That number has been deleted. Again.
Talking about men being utter bastards......guess who I saw on Friday? You wont Adam and Eve it, only my twatting ex that was married with the kids and the secret mistress and the girlfriends, the cockney fucker. I was walking home going past the Flowerpot with the hound about midday. They have those roadworks there so the traffic at the lights on Ivy Lane was backed up. About 6 cars from the lights there he was. Now I didn't see him until I was level with him, he would have seen me walking up from ages away. I haven't seen this cocksucker since last year. Guess what he did so I didn't see him?? He pretended to be asleep at the wheel. Limp cocked fucker.At this I could only laugh and ignore him back. Maybe if I wasn't looking such a state in a shrunken grey jumper with my hair tied up in rags I would have knocked on his window and waved the V's at him. In retrospect I'm glad I chose to ignore him back, don't really need anyone else texting me to Fuck Off.
With all this shit is it any wonder I hate myself?
I really need to stop swearing.
I am finally working again. Proper working, in fact I am labouring. Its pretty awesome cos I get dead dirty and get to hang about with men who swear and drink brews - its quite similar to being back in the pub (where I did 4 hours incidentally on Saturday).
This week I have been wallpaper stripping a house on St Georges Street. I am not familiar with the current laws concerning wallpaper but I hope that wood chip is now illegal.Its god awful stuff. My hands are wrecked and my wrists ache a little but on the plus side, at night I sleep like a baby. That is except for last night, it was a bloody full moon wasn't it and the beagle started baying at it at 1am. I cant see it tonight so hopefully Jeremy will allow me to sleep.
I went to see the Simpson's movie on Sunday, I fell asleep through it of course (I was swilling beer at the Tug Of War and then cider at The Toby Carvery (yes it does exist) earlier so I'm not surprised I fell asleep.) Actually apart from the Spider Pig bit - which was the highlight in the bits I stayed awake for I wasn't that excited by it. Don't get me wrong, I love the Simpson's but all it is really is a dead long one without a commercial break. Gimme the new chapters of Trapped In The Closet any day. Yes, they were promised on 24th but I hear they have been put back to 13th August.
Saturday night I got smashed after work. Embarrassingly I found myself hilarious by pretending to be a deaf cocksucker. I'm still smarting from the cringe worthy factor of this. In fact, as punishment I think I will refrain from going into any Macc pubs this Saturday. Sooner I leave this town the better, I have turned into such a knob. I wouldn't hang out with me. I then in all my drunken wisdom decided to text someone I shouldn't have. Dont get me wrong, It was what I thought was a nice text even if it was a bit unnecessary at 3.30am . Did I get a reply? Yes, I was told to Fuck Off. Erm, dont think I deserved that but don't worry...you don't have to tell me twice. That number has been deleted. Again.
Talking about men being utter bastards......guess who I saw on Friday? You wont Adam and Eve it, only my twatting ex that was married with the kids and the secret mistress and the girlfriends, the cockney fucker. I was walking home going past the Flowerpot with the hound about midday. They have those roadworks there so the traffic at the lights on Ivy Lane was backed up. About 6 cars from the lights there he was. Now I didn't see him until I was level with him, he would have seen me walking up from ages away. I haven't seen this cocksucker since last year. Guess what he did so I didn't see him?? He pretended to be asleep at the wheel. Limp cocked fucker.At this I could only laugh and ignore him back. Maybe if I wasn't looking such a state in a shrunken grey jumper with my hair tied up in rags I would have knocked on his window and waved the V's at him. In retrospect I'm glad I chose to ignore him back, don't really need anyone else texting me to Fuck Off.
With all this shit is it any wonder I hate myself?
I really need to stop swearing.
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