VILLAGE BEAGLE

Since Jeremy has taken to sporting a rather jaunty bandana round his neck Benson has become increasingly gay.














The beagle does have a certain David Essex look about him. From when he was in that shite programme when he lived on a canal barge...not when he was all "Silver Dream Machine."

David Essex was one of them everyone fancied (well, everyones Mums did).I didnt get it.

I get the whole fancing David Essex thing now.

I also get the fancying Burt Reynolds thing (a la Cannonball and Smokey and the Bandit)

But on the subject of fancying men made of leather I still do not get the
Lovejoy thing and he was the housewives favourite
(not soccer am lovejoy but the antique dealing Lovejoy of the 8o's, the one that looked like a sofa)