Monday, April 03, 2006

PAYMAN NEEDS AN ASBO

After hocking up a greeney in the Purgess's girlfriends drink on Saturday night and remembering nothing about it. Payman comes in to the pub on Sunday sporting a blackeye. Pindsay tells him what he did and how Purgess was fuming (rightly so). Pen doesnt know how he got his shiner so after putting 2 and 2 together and making cheese he proceeds to tell everyone that Purgess gave it to him. If I thought this story would have a happy ending I'd laugh but its getting sad.
Anyway....I gave served him with a two week sentence last night and warned him he is close to losing friends.*

*NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED SO I DONT GET LOADS OF SHIT FOR STIRRING.

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