ITS UBER UNBELIEVABLE

Last Sunday I was enjoying the 25 degree warmth riding around in a t-shirt on a quad.
This Sunday there is bloody six inches of snow going on outside and its proper freezing out. Proper.

I thought that the snow had gone. Well, I hoped it had.

It has not.

CAN YOU SMELL CRAB PASTE?

Here she is......you complete set of bastards yer.

Mel B yesterday

Courtesy of Kay (shes like Reuters with booze) here is the lady we saw in Vegas. Have you ever seen this lady and Mel B together? I think not, therefore one can only conclude that this is indeed Mel B. We did the classic "I'll stand here and you pretend to take a picture of me but really take one of her" move which probably wouldn't have been as suspicious if I hadn't previously chased her through the labyrinth of fruit machines shouting "Crab Paste".

gambling Vegas lady

Ok, I guess I should return to blogging.

Vegas was cool, it was very much like I imagined it would be. I finally made it to the bodies exhibition. I'm glad I didn't try too hard to make it there that day in London when I was super hungover. I would have chundered there and then. There was a foetus there, a few months old and a man and his son were looking at it. The son asked his Dad how it came to be in the display. The Dad told him that the mother probably lost it naturally or had it aborted. The son then asked if the lady gets to keep it after the operation. I couldn't help but laugh out loud. Like a gallstone? I asked Erm no, they don't let you keep it. It was a good exhibit though. Mush better than the 4 storey M+M shop. I had no idea that people were so obsessed with M+M's. I love chocolate, don't get me wrong but I didn't understand the need for so much M+M stuff. Again, another bad place for a hangover.

In true Catherine tradition I took my camera but only actually took pictures one night so I don't really have any pictures. Well, I have 40 pictures of the fountains going off at the Belliagio and some of some lights. I am not very good at holiday snaps. In fact I accidentally ruined Lindsey's taping of the fountain show. In my defense I didn't know she was videoing it so she now has me remarking how I have 50 f*ucking pictures of a fountain at the end of the show. God damn my potty mouth.

It was lovely to see Kay and Linds again although it seemed like I had only seen them yesterday (It had been 4 months which I guess isn't really a long time anyway).

This weekend I went to my cousins wedding and ended up in a complete state, I'm beginning to get some of the photos through on facebook....seems I was busting some legendary moves.Not.

I didn't feel that rough on Sunday to begin with so I had an impromptu driving lesson, tried shooting cans with a rifle (at which I am skill-less) then fell asleep and threw up. At my age you would think I understood the effects strongbow and vodka have on me, but no.

Anyone who has been following the weather progress of things here might be pleased to know that I am no longer in a minus 40 degree hell. Yesterday it was 25 (as in sunny) and today was just a bit less. I'm so excited now the snow has gone (touch wood - although Calgary had 20cm on Friday!)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Argh, after stacking tins of 'flakes of turkey' I am still singing in my head that song 'drops of jupiter' by Train or whoever. Its annoying me now.

VIVA LAS VEGAS

Had a blast.....photos are here

Macclesfield Dates, by Author Clive Worth,

For the record. I am NOT one.

Anyone know this randy old fart?

OMG

I didnt know Neil Buchanan died.
I'm so out of the loop over here.

I'm going to get a whole load of clothes, plates, boxes and some other shit together and make a big giant picture viewable only from a tall building in his honour.

Or maybe not.

Blimey......Beadle, Buchanan who's next ? Tommy Boyd?? Gaz Top?? God forbid its not Cheggers. Please Lord, spare Cheggers for us.

HA HA HA HA RAY

Yes Annie, I did forget to mention it didn't I? It seems the police have uncovered some of his internet purchases (found here) which helped lead to his arrest